1) i've dreamt of flying sperm... with sexually transmitted diseases... chasing me... while naked... and i'll stop there because you don't want to know how the dream ended
2) i love armpits... yes armpits... i have a fetish for armpits... but NO i don't like to smell them, you sick bastards
3) 75% of all the clothing i wear used to be theresa's... the only things that are really mine are my underwear and socks... i think...
4) i like to watch my usher concert dvds standing up so i feel like i'm actually there with him
5) jamba juice boosts make me fart uncontrollably
6) when i was a kid, i used to keep empty doritos bags under my desk so i could smell them when i was hungry because my parents didn't let me eat chips too often
And now you all know a little bit more about me! =PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
KIMPOSSIBLE tagged us :P "Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog entry with six random facts about yourself. In the end you need to choose six people to be tagged and list their names."
6 Random Facts About Yourself (T.Vu Version)
1) i have never seen any of the star wars movies.
2) i wrote a hip hop song about wuthering heights for an english oral report in 9th grade..... and got an A+ !! (ungh na na na NAAA)
3) my favorite animal is a duck.
4) i once slept outside on the streets of SF to buy an exclusive pair of sneakers
5) i woke up with a hangover and 91 $1 dollar bills stuffed in my jeans the day after my 21st bday and i don't remember what happened
6) the first time i hung out with bao phi i ACCIDENTALLY bit him
tag ya'll are it: crazeemichi MaGz_TrAn ChIcKaRoO831 p3anuthead elizabethx817 taigalily
DEREK WHERE U AT? If you don't do this in the next 24 hrs I'ma do yours for you and you KNOW i'ma pick the most embarassing facts. you know it.
Apparently our last post created some confusion b/c it wasn't obvious who wrote it. This is not good people! We thought you were our friends!!! You can't tell the difference between The Kanster and The Vooster??
sigh.
I guess I will have to dedicate this post to helping you tell who is who.
HINT #1 Derek uses "=P" all the time. ALL THE TIME. Even when the sentence he's using it for has absolutely nothing to do with a stick-tongue-out smiley. (note: T-Vu will occasional use the tongue-out smiley but it will be with a ":" instead of a "=" for the eyes and it will always be appropriate within the context. Derek tends to use the "=P" at random)
Example: Derek:" I ran out of Cheerios today. =P "
To contrast, T-Vu would convey the above message in this way: Tvu:" I ran out of Cheerios today. I guess I will have beer instead."
Which leads to...
HINT #2 If alcohol is being mentioned, T-Vu wrote it.
Derek doesn't drink...never ever. (note: Derek however DID promise to drink lots of champagne if Magnetic North ever gets signed to a good record label. So if you want to see drunk and crazy Derek spread the music ya'll!!)
I could give you more hints, but HONESTLY, between those two you should be able to figure out who is who. Seriously, go back into our posts and try it out.
I hope that clears up the confusion. :) Now I'm off to have a vodka tonic. Tah!
- Guess Who
PS: Sometimes our manager Michelle will hack into our Xanga to post something but you will be able to tell it's her b/c her posts are full of embarassing pictures.
Forgive me Xanga, for I still don't understand you. You gots too many things to click and so many options to choose and is there a way to bookmark the "read your subscriptions" page? How do you expect me to keep in touch with my Xanga homies when I gotta click THREE links just to get to my subscriptions... oh wait nevermind I figured it out. :P
But still, I'm so confused by you. At least you aren't MySpace. I love MySpace because their music profiles are dope but why do some people have profiles with 36 videos and 29 dancing animated sparkly gifs and background images that fuck up my browser display and load time? All I want to do is leave a comment. I want to say "thank you for listening to our music I love you Derek says hi" but it takes 10 minutes to load a page and when I finally get to press "submit comment" it takes 3 minutes to send and then I realize its not sent yet because i have to confirm that I want to leave a comment and after those 3 minutes i get a "MySpace encounted unexpected error!" page.
Now really, why do we have to confirm that we want to comment? I suppose it is to give drunk people one last chance to take back a potentially awkward and friendship-wrecking comment like "I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR 3 YEARS" or "I BORROWED YOUR RAZOR TO SHAVE MY ARMPITS"**. Perhaps this isn't such a bad idea. Maybe we can get something like this for phones so we can put an end to drunk dialling. Imagine having your celly outfitted with a built in breathalyzer that immediately enters "DRUNKDIAL" mode when your blood alcohol level reaches .10. So then everytime you press the send button a screen pops up that reads "ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUUURE YOU WANT TO CALL _______ ?" And if we wanted to get really fancy, the program could also analyze the area code of the number and return the appropriate timezone so the message would read "ITS 4 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING. ARE YOU SUUUUUUUUUUURE YOU WANT TO CALL _________?"
